by admin | May 10, 2022 | Umbrographic Archive
If you are tough and put your lips to the grindstone, you are almost guaranteed to make it in some way. It’s all about perspective. Jimone, that guy works all day and night and swears he’s going to be an artist. He will die in a fatal fender bender that sends him...
by admin | May 10, 2022 | Umbrographic Archive
I like to cruise the streets sometimes, because I am a teenager and I feel compelled to do it. It’s not that I like the action of getting in my car and wasting gas money and wandering around this town aimlessly; I like the way that it feels to do something I’m...
by admin | May 10, 2022 | Umbrographic Archive
“You can run, but you can’t hide,” sayeth Jameson while he drags his net through the brackish waters of the Floridian estuary, hoping to catch a whole manatee. You see, if he had a whole manatee, he wouldn’t have to crawl through the back aisles of Publix,...
by admin | May 10, 2022 | Umbrographic Archive
I have the feeling that everyone at every moment is always watching me, even when I can’t see anybody for miles and miles. Is it narcissism? Is it paranoia? Who knows. All I do know is that I end up doing tricks for them like this one: a backflip where I land wrong...
by admin | May 10, 2022 | Umbrographic Archive
An old man came up to me today while I was working at my desk and started rubbing my love handles with his bony fingers. I’m not sure how he got into my house, but since I keep the doors locked because I’m afraid of getting raped and murdered, he had to have found...